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cowsgomoogan: Something else today! You’re probably gonna hate me for this, but it was fun to make. :D Song: Play-N-Skillz - Literally I Cant ft. Redfoo, Lil Jon, Enertia McFly (Bass Boosted) Goddamn inspiring…thats what this is for me.

bobbiaviii: Missing being a blonde right now! :( I hung out with two solid platinum blonde babes today and it made me wonder if (literally)going back to my roots was such a great idea……. This is a pic of me a few months ago. With a body

Ya girl fluffy is in a mood today,I’m slow and lazy as hell this Saturday afternoon lol..it literally took me 1 hour to make my breakfast when all I had to do was boil an egg… also I’m eating my “breakfast” at 2:30pm… cause it took

jumpingjacktrash: thebibliosphere: breelandwalker: icantsumupmyfandomsinonenamee: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have

Here’s to feeling better tomorrow for my last day at work

pnoygifmaker: OMFG! Mr. James Hill… so glad he hasn’t been put up for nominations in the Celebrity Big Brother UK house LOL Literally me when this was shown in the first couple of seconds of today’s double eviction ;) (x)

bttm4bttm: @nudemensyoga was amazing 😉 literally got my life today 🧘‍♂️ found new ways to breathe & stretch & use my body . im so out of shape since i have graduated college . as an adult this is a good way for me to enjoy using my

commanderfantasy: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion,

lukerawme: me: i’m stressed someone: don’t be stressed me: This was literally me at work today. Man I wanted to kill someone.

suspenderlady: SO APPARENTLY TODAY WAS PICTURE DAY AT SCHOOL NOBODY TOLD ME THIS IM LITERALLY DRESSED AS LEVI AT SCHOOL TODAY MY HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR PICTURE AND STUDENT ID CARD ARE ME DRESSED AS LEVI FROM ATTACK ON TITAN

cechavez: Had this straight guy come over for a quick pump and dump today. Literally took his time because the moment he slid it in, he told me he was ready to blow. 💦🍆🐷🍑

i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.

sunstreakerlovethyself: julesmasters: this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea He is the hottest man alive. CUZ HE MADE ME LOL He was awesome in Burt Wonderstone too!! It amazes me how much his

readingsocialjusticeanime:swearonyourowndamngrave:newwavenova:gay-zombies:themagicalgallifreyan:fer1972:Today’s Classic: Great Quotes from the great Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)oscar wilde was literally the coolest guy who ever livedmaster of sass HE WAS

writingtoroyals: Thank you @writingtoroyals for your help <3 I was able to send a wedding card in November to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and today I finally received my reply! It definitely made my day :) Source OMG this literally made me so happy!

iwillmindfuckyou: iwillmindfuckyou: I got mindfucked by an 8 year old boy today he literally just comes up to me and goes did you know you are never looking at nothing anD I WAS JUST LIKE i fuckin forgOT ABOUT THIS AND NOW I JUST GOT RE-MINDFUCKED

zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion, i love him Dude’s a beast. This guy is

vampireapologist: hannah-boo-boo: vampireapologist: hot take: art and science can coexist and in fact one can be the other My GIS professor was literally talking about this today my gis professor made me cry in class three times so immediately I

kaijuno:kaijuno:kaijuno:So I drive this old Ford Fiesta which by today’s standards is nothing but top tier garbage. I mean like. I literally have MOTORCYCLES with bigger engines than the Ford. It’s literally a 1.6L. But I have always been

bttm4bttm: @nudemensyoga was amazing 😉 literally got my life today 🧘‍♂️ found new ways to breathe & stretch & use my body . im so out of shape since i have graduated college . as an adult this is a good way for me to enjoy using my

commanderfantasy: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion,

swordchant: this was literally me today

queenofheartsonthesleeve: So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just

queenofheartsonthesleeve: So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just

cechavez: Had this straight guy come over for a quick pump and dump today. Literally took his time because the moment he slid it in, he told me he was ready to blow. 💦🍆🐷🍑

I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser

novice86er:ctron164: bridgemountain: canipayyoutopopit: canipayyoutopopit: WHITE PEOPLE REALLY BE LIKE ive probably seen this video 100 times in 5 minutes I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂😭😭😭 stop 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

stridurr: dirzette: passtheammunition: W-Why is it already so hot today? ^^^ Literately me right now. It felt like it was in the 90’s today! FUCK! I had to go home and change due to me overheating. Florida, please cool your tits. oh my god this

hdandie: Me: *showers* Me: I am literally excelling in life. Mental illness where??

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